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Customer ; I want to pink curtain 4 my computer.
Salesman ; But curtains are required 4 doors windows e.t.c, not 4 computers .
Customer ; but my hardware engineer told me that had installed WINDOWS.
Life is small …..love it
love is short …. Flirt it
Anger is injurious ….dump it
Troubles r momentary ….face it
Memories r sweet ….cherish it
I am too good …..accept it.
How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of bricks ? ……
1,only the last one !
Give a little love to a child
and you get great deal back.
Friends r like donkeys
they carry the load of all your difficulties
in your life forever
an guess what
you r
one of my cutest donkey.
What is the longest word ?
SMILES
b'coz it has a mile in the middle.
Santa could not understand
why his sister had two brother
and he had only had one.
Your future depends on your dreams
so go to sleep.
As old wood is best to burn
old horse to ride
old books to read
and old wine to drink
so are old friends always most trusty to use.
Heart Receive
=L=O=V=E
Mind Receive
=W=I=S=D=O=M=
Hand Receive
=G=I=F=T=S=
And
Only special people receive my
=S=M=S=
I don’t know how many meters makes
make a mile …. Nor do
I know how long is the river
nile but I always smile whenever
I see your name
on my
mobile........
Petrol ke daam badne par sardaar bola
mainu koi phark nahi padta ,
pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha
ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.
Sardaar ji selected a short girl to marry
........…… why ?
’coz guru ji told me
musibat jitni choti ho utna hi achha’
Insurance is like marriage , you pay ,pay, pay and pay …….. but never get anything back.
A man ask sardar ; ‘Akal badi ya bhains ?’
Sardar ji ne pagdi hila diti,
kuchh sochan lage,
thodi der baad puchhiya
“Pehla date of birth te das”.
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come his college. you knows why?
Because he wanted to check from where the paper is leaking!
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